Bloody

Every now and then we go on a medical call that is really weird. This morning we had one of those.
We got called for a hemorrhage(fancy way of saying bleeding).
We get there and the family of this guy tells us he's had a serrated knife and has cut him self. He comes up from down stairs cover, head to toe in blood. There was only a few cuts on him, they weren't incredibly deep and he wasn't actively bleeding from any of them. He had smeared the blood all over himself, his shirt and shorts. It was all dry to.
The firefighters told us we should go take a look at his room. He had splattered blood all over his room. Ceiling, all the walls ceiling to floor, the floor furniture, bed and TV it was all covered in blood. It was all dry just like on him so this had happened some time before his family found him.
He passed out on the way up to the hospital. Our guess is from blood loss.
I guess this is what happens when your crazy and you get bored.